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The following is the narration for the Haunted Mansion attraction at Disneyland:

Foyer:

When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls. Whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still. That is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight!

Portrait Gallery:

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion! I am your host, your ghost host. Kindly step all the way in please and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now.

Our tour begins here in this gallery where you see paintings of some of our guests as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state.

Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination, hmm? And consider this dismaying observation: This chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out!

Of course, there's always my way.

Portrait Hall:

Oh, I didn't mean to frighten you prematurely; the real chills come later. Now, as they say, look alive, and we'll continue our little tour. And let's all stay together, please. There are several prominent ghosts who have retired here from creepy old crypts from all over the world. Actually, we have 999 happy haunts here, but there's room for a thousand. Any volunteers? If you insist on lagging behind, you may not need to volunteer. The carriage that will carry you into the moldering sanctum of the spirit world will accommodate you and one or two loved ones. Kindly watch your step as you board, please. We spirits haunt our best in gloomy darkness, so remember, no flash pictures, please.

And now, a carriage approaches to carry you into the boundless realm of the supernatural. Take your loved ones by the hand, please, and kindly watch your step. Oh yes, and no flash pictures, please! We spirits are frightfully sensitive to bright lights.

Do not pull down on the safety bar, please; I will lower it for you. And heed this warning: the spirits will materialize only if you remain quietly seated at all times.

Onboard Doombuggies:

We find it delightfully unlivable here in this ghostly retreat. Every room has wall-to-wall creeps, and hot and cold running chills. Shhh, listen!

All our ghosts have been dying to meet you! This one can hardly contain himself!

Unfortunately, they all seem to have trouble getting through. Perhaps Madame Leota can establish contact. She has a remarkable head for materializing the disembodied.

Madame Leota:

Horntoads and lizards, fiddle and strum. Please answer the role by beating a drum!

Ghost fiends and furies, old friends and new! Blow in a horn, so we'll know whether it's you!

Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat; call in the spirits, wherever they're at.

Rap on a table; it's time to respond. Send us a message from somewhere beyond.

Goblins and ghoulies from last Halloween. Awaken the spirits with your tambourine.

Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond; let there be music, from regions beyond!

Wizards and witches, wherever you dwell, give us a hint, by ringing a bell!

Grand Ballroom:

The happy haunts have received your sympathetic vibrations and are beginning to materialize. They're assembling for a swinging wake, and they'll be expecting me. I'll see you all a little later.

Grim Grinning Ghosts:

When the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake,
Spooks come out for a swinging wake!
Happy haunts materialize, and begin to vocalize.
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize!

Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide,
For a silly spook may sit by your side.
Shrouded in a daft disguise, they pretend to terrorize.
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize!

As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree,
Spooks arrive for the midnight spree.
Creepy creeps with eerie eyes start to shriek and harmonize.
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize!

When you hear the knell of a requiem bell,
weird glows gleam where spirits dwell.
Restless bones etherealize, rise as spooks of every size!

Ghost Host:

Ah, there you are, and just in time! There's a little matter I forgot to mention. Beware of hitchhiking ghosts! They have selected you to fill our quota, and they'll haunt you until you return! Now I will raise the safety bar, and a ghost will follow you home!

If would like to join our jamboree there's a simple rule that's compulsory. Mortals pay a token fee. Rest in peace, the haunting's free; so hurry back, we would like your company!

Little Leota:

Hurry back! Hurry back! Be sure to bring your death certificate, if you decide to join us. Make final arrangements now! We've been dying to have you!]]>


The following is the narration for the Haunted Mansion attraction at Disneyland:

Foyer:

When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls. Whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still. That is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight!

Portrait Gallery:

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion! I am your host, your ghost host. Kindly step all the way in please and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now.

Our tour begins here in this gallery where you see paintings of some of our guests as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state.

Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination, hmm? And consider this dismaying observation: This chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out!

Of course, there's always my way.

Portrait Hall:

Oh, I didn't mean to frighten you prematurely; the real chills come later. Now, as they say, look alive, and we'll continue our little tour. And let's all stay together, please. There are several prominent ghosts who have retired here from creepy old crypts from all over the world. Actually, we have 999 happy haunts here, but there's room for a thousand. Any volunteers? If you insist on lagging behind, you may not need to volunteer. The carriage that will carry you into the moldering sanctum of the spirit world will accommodate you and one or two loved ones. Kindly watch your step as you board, please. We spirits haunt our best in gloomy darkness, so remember, no flash pictures, please.

And now, a carriage approaches to carry you into the boundless realm of the supernatural. Take your loved ones by the hand, please, and kindly watch your step. Oh yes, and no flash pictures, please! We spirits are frightfully sensitive to bright lights.

Do not pull down on the safety bar, please; I will lower it for you. And heed this warning: the spirits will materialize only if you remain quietly seated at all times.

Onboard Doombuggies:

We find it delightfully unlivable here in this ghostly retreat. Every room has wall-to-wall creeps, and hot and cold running chills. Shhh, listen!

All our ghosts have been dying to meet you! This one can hardly contain himself!

Unfortunately, they all seem to have trouble getting through. Perhaps Madame Leota can establish contact. She has a remarkable head for materializing the disembodied.

Madame Leota:

Horntoads and lizards, fiddle and strum. Please answer the role by beating a drum!

Ghost fiends and furies, old friends and new! Blow in a horn, so we'll know whether it's you!

Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat; call in the spirits, wherever they're at.

Rap on a table; it's time to respond. Send us a message from somewhere beyond.

Goblins and ghoulies from last Halloween. Awaken the spirits with your tambourine.

Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond; let there be music, from regions beyond!

Wizards and witches, wherever you dwell, give us a hint, by ringing a bell!

Grand Ballroom:

The happy haunts have received your sympathetic vibrations and are beginning to materialize. They're assembling for a swinging wake, and they'll be expecting me. I'll see you all a little later.

Grim Grinning Ghosts:

When the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake,
Spooks come out for a swinging wake!
Happy haunts materialize, and begin to vocalize.
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize!

Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide,
For a silly spook may sit by your side.
Shrouded in a daft disguise, they pretend to terrorize.
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize!

As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree,
Spooks arrive for the midnight spree.
Creepy creeps with eerie eyes start to shriek and harmonize.
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize!

When you hear the knell of a requiem bell,
weird glows gleam where spirits dwell.
Restless bones etherealize, rise as spooks of every size!

Ghost Host:

Ah, there you are, and just in time! There's a little matter I forgot to mention. Beware of hitchhiking ghosts! They have selected you to fill our quota, and they'll haunt you until you return! Now I will raise the safety bar, and a ghost will follow you home!

If would like to join our jamboree there's a simple rule that's compulsory. Mortals pay a token fee. Rest in peace, the haunting's free; so hurry back, we would like your company!

Little Leota:

Hurry back! Hurry back! Be sure to bring your death certificate, if you decide to join us. Make final arrangements now! We've been dying to have you!]]> http://disneypintrade.com/thread-1707.html Wed, 21 Mar 2012 01:46:57 +0400 http://disneypintrade.com/thread-1707.html http://disneypintrade.com/thread-1508.html Mon, 27 Feb 2012 09:52:57 +0400 http://disneypintrade.com/thread-1508.html by ~Pupachu

Oh, I wish
How I wish
I could go to Disneyland

To be happy,
And hear music that's tappy.
Feel joy
Like a young boy.
I am a girl
With hair that curls
Oh, how I wish,
I could go to Disneyland.

So much excitment, so much happiness.
So much memories, so much joy.
So many wishes and dreams come true.

Wish upon a star
Look around
You have found
The Happiest Place on Earth.

Disneyland is your land,
Said Walt Disney
It really is my land.

When I hear,
'I'm going to Disneyland!'
I am filled with joy
Like the little girls and boys

At the place where dreams come true,
I ride the rides with you.
I walk down on Main Street
So many feet
So many faces
But your at the place where dreams come true
So don't worry.
Feel the Hunkuna Matata

Let the Memories Begin
Every video, every picture
Make a vacation wonderful
And memories to last forever
All at the place
Full of happiness
Called Disneyland.

Walk around,
You have found
Disneyland
and true happiness.

Make a wish...
It will come true.]]> by ~Pupachu

Oh, I wish
How I wish
I could go to Disneyland

To be happy,
And hear music that's tappy.
Feel joy
Like a young boy.
I am a girl
With hair that curls
Oh, how I wish,
I could go to Disneyland.

So much excitment, so much happiness.
So much memories, so much joy.
So many wishes and dreams come true.

Wish upon a star
Look around
You have found
The Happiest Place on Earth.

Disneyland is your land,
Said Walt Disney
It really is my land.

When I hear,
'I'm going to Disneyland!'
I am filled with joy
Like the little girls and boys

At the place where dreams come true,
I ride the rides with you.
I walk down on Main Street
So many feet
So many faces
But your at the place where dreams come true
So don't worry.
Feel the Hunkuna Matata

Let the Memories Begin
Every video, every picture
Make a vacation wonderful
And memories to last forever
All at the place
Full of happiness
Called Disneyland.

Walk around,
You have found
Disneyland
and true happiness.

Make a wish...
It will come true.]]> http://disneypintrade.com/thread-1500.html Sat, 25 Feb 2012 10:25:04 +0400 http://disneypintrade.com/thread-1500.html
Name: Michelle Luchau
Date of Trip: August of 2006
Destination: United States

My favorite place on earth you see is Disney World with my family.

I love to go to Mickey’s house
Often called the House of Mouse.
Everything here is big and wide
And really, really fun inside.

The Hall of Presidents is really great
The fireworks are all first rate.
The Haunted Mansion is real cool
Donald Duck acts like a fool.

The food, the fun is everywhere
Happiness is in the air.
Families come from near and far
Jasmine hides from the evil Jafar.

I love the characters big and small
Hook and Pan, I love them all!
Buzz from the future and Woody from the past
Oh this place is such a blast!

Disney World is for people of all ages
At Animal Kingdom there are no cages.
Animals roam free and clear
They are all up close to see and hear.

You can have breakfast with Mickey at the restrauntosaurus
Then have a picture in an ancient forest.
The tree of life is one cool 3D movie
The special effects are really groovy!

Ride the waves at typhoon lagoon
Head to Epcot and see the moon.
Soarin’ is a brand new ride
Try it, come in, look what’s inside.

Honey I shrunk the audience is fun
Off to MGM when you are done.
At MGM you see movie stars
There is a parade with fancy cars.

Roller coaster with Aerosmith
This you do not want to miss.
Lights, camera, action at MGM
Don’t close your eyes you’ll miss Auntie Em.

These are just a few very special things
Get back to Magic Kingdom before midnight rings.
At Cinderella’s castle witness Tinkerbell fly
She floats effortlessly in the evening sky.

Laughter and fun are everywhere
Oh how I wish that I were there. I think it’s how Heaven must be
But don’t just take my word you see.
Go there soon and get there fast
Make memories that will last and last.

Mom, Dad, Grandpa and Grandma too
There’s so very much for us all to do.
I love it best, it’s my favorite place
The happiest place on earth is in one great big space.

This says it all about the best trip ever! I hope that it makes you want to take your family there too!

Kyle Luchau]]>
Name: Michelle Luchau
Date of Trip: August of 2006
Destination: United States

My favorite place on earth you see is Disney World with my family.

I love to go to Mickey’s house
Often called the House of Mouse.
Everything here is big and wide
And really, really fun inside.

The Hall of Presidents is really great
The fireworks are all first rate.
The Haunted Mansion is real cool
Donald Duck acts like a fool.

The food, the fun is everywhere
Happiness is in the air.
Families come from near and far
Jasmine hides from the evil Jafar.

I love the characters big and small
Hook and Pan, I love them all!
Buzz from the future and Woody from the past
Oh this place is such a blast!

Disney World is for people of all ages
At Animal Kingdom there are no cages.
Animals roam free and clear
They are all up close to see and hear.

You can have breakfast with Mickey at the restrauntosaurus
Then have a picture in an ancient forest.
The tree of life is one cool 3D movie
The special effects are really groovy!

Ride the waves at typhoon lagoon
Head to Epcot and see the moon.
Soarin’ is a brand new ride
Try it, come in, look what’s inside.

Honey I shrunk the audience is fun
Off to MGM when you are done.
At MGM you see movie stars
There is a parade with fancy cars.

Roller coaster with Aerosmith
This you do not want to miss.
Lights, camera, action at MGM
Don’t close your eyes you’ll miss Auntie Em.

These are just a few very special things
Get back to Magic Kingdom before midnight rings.
At Cinderella’s castle witness Tinkerbell fly
She floats effortlessly in the evening sky.

Laughter and fun are everywhere
Oh how I wish that I were there. I think it’s how Heaven must be
But don’t just take my word you see.
Go there soon and get there fast
Make memories that will last and last.

Mom, Dad, Grandpa and Grandma too
There’s so very much for us all to do.
I love it best, it’s my favorite place
The happiest place on earth is in one great big space.

This says it all about the best trip ever! I hope that it makes you want to take your family there too!

Kyle Luchau]]> http://disneypintrade.com/thread-1476.html Thu, 23 Feb 2012 08:52:56 +0400 http://disneypintrade.com/thread-1476.html Author: C. Marquardt


You're walking alone on a gray, rainy day
When an orange kitten prances with lust
You think a while and then come to the conclusion
He was sprinkled by Tinker Bell's Pixie Dust

A laugh in dead silence, a storm in the desert
Little rabbits and deer sweep and dust
The house is clean and happy again
While we never notice Tinker Bell's Pixie Dust

You can try as hard as you want
But magic is a hard thing to rust
Finally you give up and think
Must be the work of Tink's Pixie Dust]]> Author: C. Marquardt


You're walking alone on a gray, rainy day
When an orange kitten prances with lust
You think a while and then come to the conclusion
He was sprinkled by Tinker Bell's Pixie Dust

A laugh in dead silence, a storm in the desert
Little rabbits and deer sweep and dust
The house is clean and happy again
While we never notice Tinker Bell's Pixie Dust

You can try as hard as you want
But magic is a hard thing to rust
Finally you give up and think
Must be the work of Tink's Pixie Dust]]> http://disneypintrade.com/thread-1433.html Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:18:16 +0400 http://disneypintrade.com/thread-1433.html
Disneyland, Disneyland, Disneyland
The Merriest Place To Be
It Was Thought Of By Walt Himself
For People Like You And Me
It's A Place Where You Can Become A Child Again
And Laugh The Whole Day Through
You Can Ride The Rides And See The Shows
And Even Take A Picture With Pooh
It's Said To Be The Happiest Place
And That I Know Is True
For It Was Thought Of By Walt Himself
For People Like Me And You

Written By: Martha O'brien
Redwood City, California
Dedicated To: Mr. Walt Disney
And The Entire: Disney Family]]>
Disneyland, Disneyland, Disneyland
The Merriest Place To Be
It Was Thought Of By Walt Himself
For People Like You And Me
It's A Place Where You Can Become A Child Again
And Laugh The Whole Day Through
You Can Ride The Rides And See The Shows
And Even Take A Picture With Pooh
It's Said To Be The Happiest Place
And That I Know Is True
For It Was Thought Of By Walt Himself
For People Like Me And You

Written By: Martha O'brien
Redwood City, California
Dedicated To: Mr. Walt Disney
And The Entire: Disney Family]]> http://disneypintrade.com/thread-1350.html Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:09:26 +0400 http://disneypintrade.com/thread-1350.html
Welcome to Disney the happiest place on Earth.
A place we all wish to go since the day of our birth
There’s so much to do and so much to see
And fun for all kids from ages one to ninety-three
From Main Street to the castle oh what fun.
Rides and splashing and fun in the sun
Mickey and Minnie and all their pals
Pooh and friends and the princess gals
Magic Mountain roller coaster and the famous Peter Pan
Tea Cups and Dumbo and the Pirates of the Caribbean
When the day grows long and the sky grows dark
We watch the fireworks before we leave the park
On one rail we venture out
Knowing all our dreams came true with out a doubt

]]>
Welcome to Disney the happiest place on Earth.
A place we all wish to go since the day of our birth
There’s so much to do and so much to see
And fun for all kids from ages one to ninety-three
From Main Street to the castle oh what fun.
Rides and splashing and fun in the sun
Mickey and Minnie and all their pals
Pooh and friends and the princess gals
Magic Mountain roller coaster and the famous Peter Pan
Tea Cups and Dumbo and the Pirates of the Caribbean
When the day grows long and the sky grows dark
We watch the fireworks before we leave the park
On one rail we venture out
Knowing all our dreams came true with out a doubt

]]> http://disneypintrade.com/thread-747.html Mon, 01 Aug 2011 05:00:18 +0400 http://disneypintrade.com/thread-747.html

Disney is the place you must go
where smiling faces of all ages seems to glow
with mickey, minnie, goofy, donald, daisy in view
there's is pluto who is so freindly too.

It is a magic park with lots of rides
children and adults of all ages laughing, screaming on waterslides
there's boats, canoes and horses too
lot of treats for me and you.

Lets take a trip on a special train
that will take you to the wonders of world if it dont rain
people are freindly and happy to help you too
it really is a magical dream come true.



Author notes

Written November 3rd, 2006]]>

Disney is the place you must go
where smiling faces of all ages seems to glow
with mickey, minnie, goofy, donald, daisy in view
there's is pluto who is so freindly too.

It is a magic park with lots of rides
children and adults of all ages laughing, screaming on waterslides
there's boats, canoes and horses too
lot of treats for me and you.

Lets take a trip on a special train
that will take you to the wonders of world if it dont rain
people are freindly and happy to help you too
it really is a magical dream come true.



Author notes

Written November 3rd, 2006]]>